Why Steel Diver deserves only a brief review: A Brief Review

I'll be brief, because, let's face it, Steel Diver is a brief game. In it, the player takes control of a submarine to complete a variety of side scrolling missions. There are three submarines, each in a different size class, that have strengths and weaknesses in acceleration, maneuverability, and fire power. I'll get right down to it: the controls are clunky and un-fun. The story is non-existent. The content is weak. I might pay ten bucks for this game, but forty? Don't even bother.